Quote Collections by Humour, Mood & Moment

A. P. J. Abdul Kalam

What is politics? Political system is equal to development politics plus political politics.

Mark Twain

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

Finding Hate Humour People Travel

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Maya Angelou

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time.

Funny Humour Love Time Virus

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Mark Twain

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

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Mark Twain

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

Accident Funny Humour Invention One Liner

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Oscar Wilde

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

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Mark Twain

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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Oscar Wilde

I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

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Mark Twain

The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

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Abraham Lincoln

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

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Abraham Lincoln

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

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Oscar Wilde

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.

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Helen Keller

While they were saying it couldn’t be done, it was done.

Done Humour Inspirational Life One Liner

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Maya Angelou

Making a decision to write was a lot like deciding to jump into a frozen lake.

Decision Frozen Funny Humour Jump Lake Writing