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Mark Twain

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

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Albert Einstein

If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.

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Oscar Wilde

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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Oscar Wilde

I may not agree with you, but I will defend to the death your right to make an ass of yourself.

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William Shakespeare

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

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Oscar Wilde

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

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Mark Twain

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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William Shakespeare

You speak an infinite deal of nothing.

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