Free Alexander Pope As with narrow-necked bottles; the less they have in them, the more noise they make in pouring out. AdviceDeepMockingWisdom
Free Ambrose Bierce They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid. AnimalBornEggLoudLyingMocking
Free Ambrose Bierce Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin. HumorMockingMusicTaste