Ambrose Bierce Quote - Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.

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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.

"Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin."

— Ambrose Bierce

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Author: Ambrose Bierce
Category: Humor
Tags: Humor Mocking Music Taste

Meaning of this quote

An instrument is mocked through an exaggerated comparison with violence.

Key takeaway: Recognize subjective musical taste without turning it into a universal judgment.

Origin of the quote

The Devil’s Dictionary.

Who actually said this?

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Matched in Bierce’s satirical dictionary; dictionary labels and punctuation may be omitted in the supplied title. These are satirical definitions, not neutral factual definitions.

Attributed author: Ambrose Bierce

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