Free Ambrose Bierce Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen. ConversationListeningSelfishnessWry
Free Ambrose Bierce Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else ElectricityNaturalReasonWry
Free Aldous Huxley The pleasures of ignorance are as great, in their way, as the pleasures of knowledge. IgnoranceIllusionKnowledgePleasureReflectiveWry
Free Amy Winehouse If you’re nice to me I’ll never write anything bad about you. BadMusicMyselfTreatWritingWryYourself
Free Alexander Hamilton Nobody expects to trust his body overmuch after the age of fifty. AgeBodyExpectationTrustWry
Free Amelia Earhart Trouble in the air is very rare. It is hitting the ground that causes it. AviationCautionaryPreparationSafetyWry
Free Amy Winehouse Every bad situation is a blues song waiting to happen. CreativityHopefulMusicresilienceWry
Free Amy Winehouse I always said I never wanted to write about love, but then I went and did that anyway. LoveMyselfWritingWry
Free Ambrose Bierce Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it. MoneyReflectiveSpendingValueWry
Free Amy Winehouse Girls talk to each other like men talk to each other. But girls have an eye for detail. EyesGirlManTalkWry
Free Ambrose Bierce Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered. AgeHeadSeeThinkingWisdomWry
Free Ambrose Bierce Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. BoundaryDivorceRelationshipWry
Free Ambrose Bierce Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white. PersuasionRhetoricSkepticalTruthWry
Free Ambrose Bierce PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another. EmotionEnvyPainReflectiveWry
Free Alexander Pope Words are like Leaves; and where they most abound, Much Fruit of Sense beneath is rarely found. BrevityClarityCriticalWritingWry
Free Ambrose Bierce Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence. ConformityDefiantIndependencethoughtWry
Free Alexander Pope The greatest magnifying glasses in the world are a man’s own eyes when they look upon his own person. GreatnessManPersonWorldWry
Free Ambrose Bierce Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. CynicalInfatuationLoveMarriageWry
Free Ambrose Bierce April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. FollyHumorTimeWry
Free Ambrose Bierce Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener. BreatheConversationListeningVocalWry
