Funny Quotes

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Mark Twain Quote - I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up! Free

Mark Twain

I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!

Oscar Wilde Quote - After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations. Free

Oscar Wilde

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.

Mark Twain Quote - What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey. Free

Mark Twain

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

Mark Twain Quote - If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian. Free

Mark Twain

If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.

William Shakespeare Quote - I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed! Free

William Shakespeare

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

Maya Angelou Quote - Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. Free

Maya Angelou

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time.

Oscar Wilde Quote - I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. Free

Oscar Wilde

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Mark Twain Quote - I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. Free

Mark Twain

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Mark Twain Quote - I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. Free

Mark Twain

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

Mark Twain Quote - The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop. Free

Mark Twain

The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

Oscar Wilde Quote - I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. Free

Oscar Wilde

I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

Abraham Lincoln Quote - If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? Free

Abraham Lincoln

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

Abraham Lincoln Quote - No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. Free

Abraham Lincoln

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Oscar Wilde Quote - To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable. Free

Oscar Wilde

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.

Maya Angelou Quote - Making a decision to write was a lot like deciding to jump into a frozen lake. Free

Maya Angelou

Making a decision to write was a lot like deciding to jump into a frozen lake.

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