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Oscar Wilde

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

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Mark Twain

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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Oscar Wilde

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.

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Adam Sandler

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

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Maya Angelou

Making a decision to write was a lot like deciding to jump into a frozen lake.

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