Mark Twain Quote - If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.

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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.

"If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian."

— Mark Twain

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Author: Mark Twain
Category: Humour
Tags: Humour Religion Wisdom

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