Ambrose Bierce Quote - Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.

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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.

"Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others."

— Ambrose Bierce

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Author: Ambrose Bierce
Category: Critical
Tags: Critical Cynical Ideology Judgment Politics

Meaning of this quote

Opposing political camps are satirized as favoring different varieties of harm.

Key takeaway: Evaluate particular policies rather than trusting a label.

Origin of the quote

The Devil’s Dictionary.

Who actually said this?

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Matched in Bierce’s satirical dictionary; dictionary labels and punctuation may be omitted in the supplied title. These are satirical definitions, not neutral factual definitions.

Attributed author: Ambrose Bierce

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