Ambrose Bierce Quote - Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

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Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

"Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage."

— Ambrose Bierce

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Author: Ambrose Bierce
Category: Cautionary
Tags: Cautionary Conflict Costs Law Sardonic

Meaning of this quote

Litigation is imagined as a process that consumes the person seeking relief.

Key takeaway: Consider a dispute's likely costs as well as its possible rewards.

Origin of the quote

The Devil’s Dictionary.

Who actually said this?

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Matched in Bierce’s satirical dictionary; dictionary labels and punctuation may be omitted in the supplied title. These are satirical definitions, not neutral factual definitions.

Attributed author: Ambrose Bierce

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