Ambrose Bierce Quote - War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.

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War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.

"War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography."

— Ambrose Bierce

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Author: Ambrose Bierce
Category: Bitter
Tags: Bitter God Place Teaching War

Meaning of this quote

The joke criticizes learning about other nations chiefly through war.

Key takeaway: Learn about other places before conflict makes them news.

Who actually said this?

Attributed author: Ambrose Bierce

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