Ambrose Bierce Quote - You don’t have to be stupid to be a Christian, but it probably helps.

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You don’t have to be stupid to be a Christian, but it probably helps.

"You don’t have to be stupid to be a Christian, but it probably helps."

— Ambrose Bierce

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Author: Ambrose Bierce
Category: Derisive
Tags: Derisive Help Religion Stupidity

Meaning of this quote

The insult attacks religious believers rather than offering an argument.

Key takeaway: Critique a claim without insulting an entire group.

Who actually said this?

Attributed author: Ambrose Bierce

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