Ambrose Bierce Quote - Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.

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Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.

"Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor."

— Ambrose Bierce

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Author: Ambrose Bierce
Category: Critical
Tags: Critical Hypocrisy Religion Responsibility Sardonic

Meaning of this quote

The satire targets religious certainty chiefly prescribed for other people.

Key takeaway: Apply professed principles to yourself before imposing them on others.

Origin of the quote

The Devil’s Dictionary.

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Attributed author: Ambrose Bierce

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