Ambrose Bierce Quote - ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.

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ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.

"ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith."

— Ambrose Bierce

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Author: Ambrose Bierce
Category: Armor
Tags: Armor Humor Language Playful

Meaning of this quote

Armor is reimagined as clothing made by a metalworker.

Key takeaway: Use a fresh comparison to explain something familiar.

Origin of the quote

The Devil’s Dictionary.

Who actually said this?

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Matched in Bierce’s satirical dictionary; dictionary labels and punctuation may be omitted in the supplied title. These are satirical definitions, not neutral factual definitions.

Attributed author: Ambrose Bierce

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