Ambrose Bierce Quote - There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.

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There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.

"There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets."

— Ambrose Bierce

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Author: Ambrose Bierce
Category: Instrument
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Meaning of this quote

The joke exaggerates dislike of an instrument by doubling it.

Key takeaway: Treat musical taste as subjective.

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Attributed author: Ambrose Bierce

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